Sleeping Elmo

Hey, call me Elmo. Keep Calm Chive On. A 16 year old from Vancity

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most-awkward-moments: if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
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most-awkward-moments: if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.
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My girlfriend called me on the phone and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.”

I went over, nobody was home.

if you’re unicorn or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

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LEGEND OF ZELDA TRIFORCE JEWELRY

Sprite Stitch member Fortesgospel made this set of Triforce Jewelry (necklace, braclet and earrings) out of solid brass.  Detailed and incredibly awesome, she’s selling these although the necklace is already sold.  Hopefully she’ll make more in the future because I want one of those necklaces.

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Joe: The don't call me old reliable for nothing.
Gomamon: But they don't.
Joe: I'm going to ignore that.
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+ Commonly banned books throughout History

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
-Oscar Wilde

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Favorite Scenes | The Sorcerer’s Stone
     ↳Seamus’s Proclivity for Pyrotechnics

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